Wednesday 21 May 2008

VIVA World Cup

Here's a link to an article which combines two of my favourite topics of conversation - football and unrecognised nations.

http://pitchinvasion.net/blog/2008/05/12/the-trophy-for-the-freedom-of-peoples/

Its about a friendly that took place a few weeks ago between Padania (essentially Northern Italy) and Tibet. Its all part of the build up to the VIVA World Cup, which is basically an international football tournament for 'nations' which aren't recognised by FIFA. Some are unrecognised for political reasons, such as Northern Cyprus, others for geographical ones, like the Roma people. Because, hey, why should the UN get to say who plays football?

The first VIVA World Cup was held in 2006 in Occitania (Southern France, a bit of the Alps in Italy, Monaco, and a bit of Catalunya). Three teams took part, and the tournament was won by Sápmi, who represent the Sami people of what is basically the Arctic.

As a result they will be hosting the 2008 tournament under the midnight sun. My money would be on Tibet, but I reckon their defending is probably too passive. BOOM BOOM!

There's also the ELF Cup for non recognised nations. Its inaugral tournament took place in 2006 in Northern Cyprus and was won by the hosts who beat Crimea (region of Ukraine) 3-1 in the final.

For me details check out the Nouvelle Federation website.

Friday 16 May 2008

Beyond the cover


Photoshop is an awesome tool.


Obviously I can't use it. Anything that requires that much patience is beyond my limited attention span. But some people, they've got maaaaad adobe skillz. LOL.


Here we have "What was happening outside the cover of albums that are well famous, like"


I think my personal favourite is Nevermind. And by favourite, I mean most offensive.


Tuesday 13 May 2008

Nostradamawhhat now

Predicting things is a dangerous game. Just ask David Icke. Of course, going onto the UK's most popular chat show and predicting the end of the world always looked like being a long shot. On the other hand, imagine if the kudos he would have got if that one had been right...

"ere Steve. There's 4 blokes on horses outside. One called War*, one called Famine, one called Death, and one called Pestilence. What kind of parents call... What's that you say? Armageddon? Bleedin' 'eck! That David Icke's only gone and called it right! Fair play to the mad bastard!"

So, my point is that, with the benefit of hindsight, predictions make you look silly. More so now that the internet is a sponge of information which be used against you at any point.

As an aficionado of making people look silly, I like checking back on these things. Every Christmas, I used to check back to the January editions of the music mags to see how they got on. Credit to Melody Maker for predicting the rise of Coldplay in their "21 bands for the 21st Century" back in 2000. Although given that I don't recall who the other 20 were probably says more about them that it does about my powers of recall.

Less normal is it for a magazine, say World Soccer, to give a list out in, say October 1998, of the 20 players who would star in the next World Cup. As I lay trying to sleep, some 10 years on, I remembered this article and thought it would make an interesting look at how they got on. So I tracked down the offending article.

And in no particular order, other than alphabetically...

1. Nicolas Anelka

Fair play. Its not a terrible shout. He hasn't really done it on the international stage, but is first choice for Les Bleus these days. Is he a good player? Yes. Has he underachieved? Massively.

2. Vladimir But

A Dortmund player at the time, he was regarded as one of the brightest midfield talents in Europe. Ultimately became a journeyman midfielder in the Bundesliga, winning two caps or Russia in the process. Now back playing for his hometown club, Chernomorets Novorossiysk.

3. Pablo Contreras

Interestingly, as it turns out, he's currently a back up centre half for my Atleti team in Football Manager. Though he's average and is on loan at PSV. Spent a couple of years with Monaco, before moving onto spend 7 seasons with Celta Vigo and is now in Portugal with Braga, Won 41 caps. Clearly a decent player, but had hardly set the world on fire.

4. Ivan de la Pena

Has enjoyed a rennaisance of late, coming to the fore as a key part of Espanyol's midfield. Flattered to deceive at Barcelona and Lazio, although did win 5 caps for Spain prior to Germany 2006. Has since faded, but his passing remains world class at times. Never lacked the talent. Definitely lacked the desire.

5. Mustafa Dogan

A German of Turk descent, he won two caps for the national squad. Spent a while at Fenerbache, now plys his trade at Besiktas.

6. Edgar

Signed for Real Madrid from Benfica as a 21 year old, but never played a game. Was shifted on to Malaga. Last year of in 2005, still there, seeking the opportunity to represent Angola in the 2006 World Cup, despite having played an international for Portugal. Now seems to be at Boavista in Portugal. Another player whose star twinkled for a moment, but who's career never really took off.

7. Felipe

Touted as the heir apparent to Roberto Carlos, he won 13 caps while playing for numerous Brazilian clubs. Now seems to play for Qatar's finest Al-Sadd. We can assume things never really got going.

8. Daisuke Ichikawa

A pacy right winger, who has never filled his potential. Has spent his whole career at Shimszu S Pulse, earning 10 Japanese caps between 1998 and 2002.

9. Robbie Keane

Robbie is a great striker, and is in the minority of those in this list who made a mark on the 2002 World Cup with a great goal against Germany. Has never became the star he was supposed to become, but there are fewer more instinctive strikers in the penalty box.

10. Peter Ofori Quaye

A Ghanian now playing in Israel. Spent a large chunk of his career in Greece but has never been capped by his country.

11. Andres Oliviera

Another about whom little information is out there. Appears to be playing in Australia for Perth. The implication being that it has went pear shaped at some point...

12. Michael Owen

Ah, lil Mikey. Its arguable that his career peaked with an incredible goal against Argentina in St. Etienne back in 1998. And really, how could of it? Still a great striker, but injuries have robbed on his greatest asset, that fantastic turn of speed.

13. Adil Ramzi

A Morrocan playing for FC Utrecht. Spent most of career in the Netherlands without doing too much damage. Has won 19 caps for his country, scoring twice in the process.

14. Juan Román Riquelme

A true genius. The haters thing he's too slow and too lazy to be a great player. They're right - he is both these things. But, on his day, there is no football on the planet that can match the way he effortlessly controls matches. His passing majestic, he is a true enigma. A fragile one at that - everyne watching knew he'd miss that penalty against Arsenal. Words more beautiful that I can produce have been used to desscribe the man. Here and here

15. Laurent Sanda

Seems to have played for Genoa, but nothing else has really been written. Suffice to say, he probably never scaled the heights...

16. Dennis Serban

Signed for Valenica, deemed the new Hagi, but never really featured and was farmed out on loan to Villarreal and Elche. Capped 9 times for Romania, he is now coach for Astra Ploiesti

17. Ole Tobiasen

Came throught the Ajax youth system. Missed the 98 world Cup and 2000 Euros through injury, he won 6 caps for Denmark, but really has been nothing more than a journeyman through Dutch football.

18. Francesco Totti

One of the few world class players in the list and remains utterly crucial to Roma. On his day he is on the best in the world, but while he is an undoubted giallorossi legend, he never really did it for Italy.

19. Igor Tudor

A Croatian centre half who spent 10 years at Juve and won 55 caps. Rightly regarded as Croatia's finest defender of recent history. Not a star by any means, but a player who would have graced any team's back line and not looked out of place. Now at Hadjuk Split.

20. Kenneth Zeigbo

Played 3 times for Nigeria in a career that has taken him to numerous countries without much of note.

Overall it makes for pretty sad reading really. But such is football - a combo of injuries, lac of motivation, or just plain bad luck was probably enough to curtail most of these player's careers. Overall, Riquelme and Totti are probably the two world class players on the list, although they were already coming to prominence when the article was first written.

In the interests of fairness, here's a few players to watch out for. Based entirely on who you should sign on Football Manager (which let's face has never been a bad indicator of future sucess!)

Bojan Krkic (Barcelona/Spain/Serbia)
Ignacio Camacho (Atletico/Spain)
Hatem Ben Arfa (Lyon/France)
Carlos Vela (Arsenal/Mexico)
Ruben Ramos (Atletico/Spain)
Daniel de las Heras (Real Madrid/Spain)
Antonio Cerrajero (Atletico/Spain)
Rafinha (Schalke/Brazil)
Andres Guardado (Deportivo/Mexico)
Valon Behrami (Lazio/Switzerland)
Igor Akinfeev (CSKA/Russia)
Manucho (Man Utd/Angola)
Banega (Valencia/Argentina)
Pato (Milan/Brazil)

That should do...

* Fact of the day: In Sanskrit the word "war" can literally be translated as 'desire for more cows'.

Sunday 4 May 2008

QI and Stephen Fry - making the world slightly more intelligent

QI is a fantastic TV programme that regularly shows you that you're not as smart as you think you are as well as dismissing facts you had previously held as gospel.

On a repeated episode tonight I learned that Mount Everest (then know rather romantically as Peak XV) was first measured by a young mathematician, Radhanath Sickdhar, in 1852.

Unfortunately he discovered that it measured exactly 29,000 feet which was somewhat unforunate.

Picture the scene...

"Sir! I have measured the highest peak in the world. And it is exactly 29,000 feet!"
"Bollocks is it! You've gone and made a rough estimate there haven't you, you lazy bugger!"

So, naturally assuming that everyone would believe he had just rounded it and not calculated it properly, he said that it measured 29,002 feet.

Thus, as TV's most intelligent person Stephen Fry pointed out, Sickdhar was the first man to put "two feet" on the top of Everest.